My "Not So Glamour Shot."

Short of putting vaseline around the edges of my ever-resetting smartphone.. I got this wonky gem and decided it would suffice for showing my haircut. I got the cut in a barter for the housesit I did for my pal a few weeks ago. Woke up this morning with a bit of angst... but I'm not gonna freak about the boat... that is my mantra. And of course.. you can probably tell... I'm about to freak about the boat.

Something's gotta give. And it won't be my sanity.

Maybe I had better get the can of "Our Lady Of Guadalupe" spray that Cathryn gave me out of the car and spray the boat? It says "authentic" on it...

Surely that has got to shift something!