3 tons.

Some days my ass feels like it's 3 damn tons.

But this day is marked by the fact that I applied 3 tons of gravel to the parking area at the new house. My act that was to play the Starlight Lounge tonight canceled due to injury so I went and got the last bit of gravel needed to finish the job. I ended up needing 3 times as much as I initially thought.

I moved 3 tons of gravel. All by myself.

I haven't had time to be sore.